MEET THE TEACHER
VOTED
"Most likely to use an Oxford comma"
CLUBS & ACTIVITIES
Pithy Punsters, Ethical Engagement, Stories that Sell
CERTIFICATES AND TRAINING
EXPERIENCE

DEPARTMENT OF CONTENT AND
INSTRUCTIONAL DESIGN
A MESSAGE FROM THE TEACHER
Thank you for your interest in some seriously educated content!
Someone may have all the right credentials, but it doesn’t mean they can do the job well. Ever fall asleep in class as the teacher drones on like a Peanuts cartoon?
You know what I'm talking about.
Finding a freelancer with the right background is only part of the search. Personality matters. Especially when we’ll be working so closely together.
The core of my business model is client satisfaction.
I place as much importance on your experience as I do on the content I deliver. I meet deadlines, I communicate, and I always try to provide added value.
But being trapped in a room full of teenagers for years would make anyone a little… eccentric (especially if you’ve got one of your own). So, while I’m always professional, I can’t help it if I sometimes have the humor of a teenage boy. I love first-person shooters (but only if I’m shooting zombies), and I probably know a little too much about D&D and Marvel superheroes.
Maybe I’m a little more “teenage boy” than I’d like to admit.
My son calls me a typical “soccer mom.” I drive a Prius, listen to NPR, collect rare books, and love the Beatles. If I’m not hiking a trail with my dogs or doing yoga, I’m probably snuggled up with a book and a glass of Cabernet.
Most importantly, I’m passionate about learning. One of the best parts of my job is that I get to meet new people and hear their ideas. I can’t wait to hear yours.
Sincerely,
Teagan
Teagan@carlsoncontent.com

Meet my writing assistants:
Bilbo Baggins-of-the-Shire* and Dobby-the-House-Elf. We'd love to help you with your content needs.
* Bilbo Baggins may soon be demoted. He has a tendency to sleep on the job, and his flatulence annoys the other members of our team.